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1) Turn up on time. Report to fine master. No excuses.
£1 for being late, £2 if 15 minutes late or more.
2) Appropriate dress.
Pre match – Sports wear is acceptable if wearing Phoenix T Shirt and tracksuit. Alternatively number 1’s.
During match –
Post match – Number 1’s. No excuses, even if you’re leaving straight away. Number 1’s are shirt, tie, trousers, socks and shoes. Undercrackers optional. No jeans, no trainers. Trousers with studs are classed as jeans. Preferably
3) Fines for anything else deemed grossly unacceptable by fine masters.
4) If you whine we double the fine.
5) Fines to be paid on day they’re incurred or within next 7 days. Fine master will inform offenders when the fine is noted but it’s up to the culprit to pay the fine within 7 days. Interest at the generous rate of 50% per week.
6) Maximum fineage of £2 per person per game.
7) Fines apply to all first team League and Cup games no matter what day of the week. Fines apply to all corresponding 2nd team game days. IE If first team are playing a friendly the 2nd team won’t be fined.
8) Fine masters are Chris Conway and Paul Curzon, or their nominated representatives.
9) Snitching, grassing, tattle tailing, telling and dobbing are actively encouraged.
10) All monies go into kitty for end of season drink.
11) Applies to players, subs, kit men, fine masters and coaches.
13) No discounts for students, unemployed, pensioners, refugees, or anyone else.
12) No excuses accepted.
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